But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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