the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Randomize
