found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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