Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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