I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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