Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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