Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I am mentally ready for anal.
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