i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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