If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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