Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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