I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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