im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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