she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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