so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm just crazy horny about you
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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