I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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