i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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