Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Someone signed my nipple.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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