Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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