i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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