He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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