I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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