I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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