So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
All I want is dick and wine.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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