Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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