I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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