Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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