I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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