If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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