i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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