Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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