She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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