Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
This is the high leading the old right now
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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