The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
We had to coat check the pizza.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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