Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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