I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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