He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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