omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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