i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
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Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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