kristin has been a bad kristin
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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