it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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