Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
