I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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