I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
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He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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