What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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