It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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