i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
