who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
you had me at cake vodka
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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