her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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