He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
where are my eyebrows?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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