I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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