Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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