I molested 6 butterflies tonight
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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