there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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