is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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