Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
how drunk are you?
Several
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Randomize
