I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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